Ladies and gentlemen: the one, the only, Michael Moore. When are people in this country, particularly the twenty-somethings, going to wake up to this man’s hypocrisy? He’s a socialist, yet he’s made millions of dollars in capitalist America. He rails against the military and evil corporations like Halliburton, yet he owned shares of their stock. And now, after spending years chastising the Bush Administration for what he views as the senseless destruction of Iraq and its citizens, he openly roots for a hurricane to make landfall on U.S. soil during the Republican Convention. Please just go away.